Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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it's great music for shaving your balls
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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