sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
