I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Holy sore nipples Batman
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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