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What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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