did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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