i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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