And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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