Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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