I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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