No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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