um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
