Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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