My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
high people should be assigned attendants
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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