OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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