Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
