i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
Randomize
