So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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