Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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