She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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