She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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