3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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