its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast