ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
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Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.