Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"