I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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