How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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