This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
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I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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