its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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