Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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