Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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