I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
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Sext me about skeletons
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
there is glitter all over my balls
the raccoons are back...
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