why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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