My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
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My legs feel like baby dolphins
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
there is puke in my bra ... again
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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