Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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