Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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