I'm drive I can fine osifer
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
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I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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