Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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