Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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