i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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