I seem to have left my pride at pride
I've blown a few things in my day
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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