i just snorted my name. best moment ever
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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