Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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