around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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