I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
