Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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