i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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