i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
