Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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