Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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