I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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