This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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