Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I had to cum in my sink.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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