I think I died a long time ago.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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