Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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