So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
We have started to decorate penises.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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