So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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