We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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