another moral hangover. fuck.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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